I stole this from obstinate_fate who stole it from keldjinfae_moon, but I didn't see it on keldjinfae_moon's journal, which is weird, so I had to steal it from obstinate_fate, which I already mentioned, but it doesn't really matter who I stole it from, only the fact that it has been stolen and you get it.

Choose the first 20 songs that come onto your playlist while under shuffle. Add "in my pants" to the end. List what you get.


1. Don't Trust Me in my pants - 3oh3
2. Walk Away in my pants - Kelly Clarkson
3. No One in my pants - Alicia Keys
4. Tricky in my pants - Excess
5. Feeling Good in my pants - Michael Bublé
6. I'm So Paid in my pants - Akon
7. Savior in my pants - 30 Seconds to Mars
8. Save the Last Dance for Me in my pants - Michael Bublé
9. Stir It Up in my pants - Bob Marley
10. These Things in my pants - She Wants Revenge
11. Fever in my pants - Peggy Lee
12. Shut Up And Drive in my pants - Rihanna
13. Heartless in my pants - Kanye West
14. Not Meant for Me in my pants - Wayne Static (Static-X)
15. Lollipop in my pants - Framing Hanley
16. Love Song in my pants - Sara Bareilles
17. Boom Boom Pow in my pants - Blacked Eyed Peas
18. I Hate This Part in my pants - The Pussycat Dolls
19. In the Waiting Line in my pants - Zero 7
20. Out of Control in my pants - She Wants Revenge


Buahahaha, how immature is this? I'm so easily amused!

There are eight romance novels sitting next to me on my bed. They're all scattered about. Ironically enough, each cover has a man's face on it. The scary thing is, they're looking straight at the camera. So whenever I look over... I see eight men looking at me. Spooky. o.0

I met someone today that got the words 'Epitome' and 'Epiphany' mixed up. And this same person used the word 'Procrastination' wrong. I seriously wanted to bang my head on the concrete floor. And in the same conversation, I told him I didn't have a 'vindictive nature' and he asked if I was 'speaking in English.' Oh, and don't even get me started with 'Pheromones' and 'Hormones.' Please, someone, just stab me already!

Books-A-Million is having a major sale on the 27th. They sent me a brochure. I'm reading it right now. 20% off absolutely EVERYTHING. 46% off Top Ten Hardback Sellers. And the best of all? Buy 2 get the 3rd FREE! (Children, Teen, Christian Fiction, and PAPERBACKS!) Paperbacks are my friend. I'm super excited. And my sister is going to buy me a candy bar. How cool is that? I can't wait to eat that candy bar.

Everybody! My cousin needs your vote!

Thanks to everybody that voted before!
It helped immensely.
Leah is in the top ten and needs more votes!
If you can, please vote for her again?

www.valsportamerica.com/voting

Again, just look for,
Leah Ferrel,
Port Orchard, WA, USA

Thanks, guys! I appreciate it.

Went tubing on my sister's boat yesterday. My arms, thighs, and back are sore. Poor me. ):

People in Florida, maybe even in the whole East coast, don't know what Boeing is.
Isn't it great to know that millions of Americans don't even know who makes those big white things that fly in the air that, you know, help you travel the world?

I was reading an article about Chris Brown and when I read the part below... my jaw dropped.

Chris Brown said:
"I'm about to drop a single this summer for y'all. We ain't going nowhere. Everybody that's haters, they just been haters," he goes on. "All my real fans, I love you. I ain't a monster!"

Haters? All your real fans? You ain't a monster?

You BEAT a woman! You put her in the hospital!

Chris Brown, you are a MORON.

There's no justification for what he did. I hope to all that is holy his records don't sell.

Oh, and only a MORON will buy a MORON's album.

Best lyrics ever made:
(Smoke Jumpers - My Flow So Tight)

My flow so tight and the beats so sick
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked

Boy hits girl, boy should be taken down
No matter who's around
The more I search yo the more I found
That there's a curse to this last name Brown
Dude can dance, hey yo dude gets loose
Dude should come clean and tell the truth
All the money in the world but it's no excuse
Career suicide yo here's the noose

I rented Valkyrie from Redbox.
I had it for three days. $1 a day.
I didn't even watch it.
I took it back today.
Can I have my three bucks back?
Oh, and the tax, please?

Why do romance novels have such corny covers?
I swear... I'm almost(almost being the key word here) embarrassed to read one of my books in public because of the damn covers!
And what annoys me the most is that the cover has absolutely NOTHING to do with the actual book.
No wonder people judge books by covers.
It all makes sense to me now. *nods*

I've been having major migraines for the last three or four days now.
No, I don't grind my teeth.
It's not that.
I hope I'm not catching something.
Oh, and did I mention that I shiver if I don't have something wrapped around me?
My head hurts and feels like it's burning, but I can't take the blanket off me or I'll freeze.

I can't help myself. The list below is some of the funniest romance novel titles I've seen. I laugh my ass off everytime I read these titles.

Lord of the Deep
Pickpocket Countess
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Tall, Dark & Hungry
A Bite to Remember
Bite Me If You Can
Be Still My Vampire Heart
Close Encounters of the Sexy Kind
Hot Mama
Tooth and Nailed
Everlasting Bad Boys
The Bad Boys Guide to the Galaxy
I'm Your Santa
All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire
See Jane Score
Desire Me Only
The Mating Game
Knight in My Bed
Sweet Savage Love
Nick All Night
Miss Tibbles Interferes
She's My Mom
And the Winner Gets ... Married!
Home-Grown Husband

I'm sure there are plenty other hilarious ones out there...these are just a few that I've seen and remember. lol.

I just had a total break down about my whole family. I'm a fucking weirdo.

Oh, I'm going to be doing this from now on. My journal entries will come everyday at only one or two sentences. Exciting, right?

I just walked at least a mile, maybe more, in the pouring rain for an author that isn't even on my top five list. How crazy am I?

Eagle Eye was a good movie. Nuff said. Go watch it. Now.